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Just remember, you're the one thing
They get old, and they get sad, and they get weird.
Um, ahem.
Oh, dude, she texted me seven times. Like, long ones.
What? What did you just say? Go put a dollar in the jar right now.
- What, are you a model or something? - Yeah.
Then you're the old man yelling at the kids running across your yard.
All right, all right.
That's why I need a new apartment.
This party is everything to me. Please, Nick.
I say no. I need to be able to come home from work...
I'm sorry, what was the question again?
What if God was one of us?
You go to the bathroom, you call me, and you tell me all about it.
I'm kind of emotional right now because of the breakup...
I am so proud of you.
- That was nice, man. - You have to leave now, all of you.
And it's something, something, something
You know what happens to people who keep it all inside?
Look at us. Couple of losers. We both got dumped. Jeesh.
I don't even know why we're still talking about it. Why's everybody looking at me?
Yes, I swear it's the truth
I will now. - Front and backs?
Yeah. Absolutely.