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I got your back. You gotta have mine.
Grind it out! Ha, ha!
Yeah. I know.
Uh...
so that one day I'm not an old man filled with regret.
What have you done, Schmidt?
LLS? What is wrong with you?
Like a make-out sesh, no tops.
A lot
- Don't talk to me. - Yeah, okay.
You're talking to Tiger Boobs.
Hey, Coach, what's...? Oh!
Was there something I could have done differently?"
Yes. Mostly print right now, so...
I'm not calling her.
- Maybe he didn't hear that. - You can come back.
i no a 9 year old that whaches this whaaaaaaaaaat
Um...
She dumped me. And I'm over it.
- Come on. - It's cool.
We are in this situation because of you.
I don't think she knows what motorboating is.
- Are you not on the list? - Man, I'm on the list.
Actually, I'm sorry.
Stop it. Stop.
- Keep your head up, all right? - All right, player.
We're going to the party. Relax.
Like Gandalf through Middle-earth?
Yeah, you gotta figure that out. Some crazy person's calling you.
You’ve gotta take off those overalls
So the Wild West party's on Saturday.
Wait, did you just make up a theme song for yourself?
It's no big deal. It's behind me. It's in the past, so...
Is that fun for you guys?
Wait. Have you been texting him?
Little P-mint tea? Yum, right?
Um...
Well, first of all, maybe think about what women like to talk about.
- It's hard to say his name. - It's okay.
- My bros. - Douche-bag jar.
And then she does that.
I didn't even realize that you cared about me until we broke up.
Oh, yeah. There it is.