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Hey, there's half a birthday cake in the break room.
(horn honks)
(jazzy): Because...
-(snoring) -(alarm ringing)
Hmm hm hm hmmmmmm
"You Won't Believe What Milhouse Looks Like Now."
I'll never be sad again.
-(yells) -(woman gasps)
-The video we sell here at the circus. -(circus folk gasping)
It'll be the one legitimate piece of journalism
Savvy viewers will notice
I'm flattered, Tootso,
-(Homer choking) -(tires screeching)
but I'm already seeing someone.
Circus clowns don't talk,
A motorcycle guy will whip you
The circus? Why?
Which was a huge mistake,
Perhaps.
(lion snarls quietly)
Why don't you take a break?
Baby Boobsy, the Boobsy Twins,
College?
Oh, please be okay. Please be okay.
No, no, you can't close the circus.
¶ Crowd is fired up 'cause they might see you die ¶
-A terrible video got out. -Which one?
The last thing I could ever do is blend in.
(door opens)
It's all over.
No. I'm Krusty.
I'm Soggy.
-Whoa. -Whoa.
Mind if I...?
(groans) I can get you your money.
He doesn't care.
That is it.
at this swipe rag.
(crying): But we don't have the 50 grand.
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