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I do admire the power of the public.
And I wonder what magician got that little story out there?
You look like you're gonna heave, man.
Fuck you, Mrs. Gravestock from the third grade.
Who let him in here? Our weekly poker game was supposed to be sacrosanct.
the words Danny Chung and torture...
Way to go, Gary.
This way. Uh-oh.
That's Jonah Ryan. Everybody knows Jonah.
It's an iPhone joke or something.
What?!
they're all gonna be executed by the time they turn 30.
No, she's been really, really slow to develop, actually.
...kept some sort of calendar, then he could write down his schedule.
- Who was that? - It was nobody.
- Creg? - Uh, Cray-eeg.
Couches. Great. No couches.
See why I'm pattin' 'em? Because they are made of solid platinum.
We just don't know if there's contamination in our homes.
If that plan works, you've changed humanity.
Hey, pizza delivery, buddy.
Yes. That company is worth 4.3 billion.
You know what? You kids have no...
We put it out there,
I can buy a thousand Amys.
- I take your point. - I know you're walking around here
You fuckin' asshole!
Hey! Dan!
We have a saying here at Clovis... Dare to fail.
- Ma'am? Ma'am? - What?
but the sheer positivity of this place would break me.
She values me.
Yeah, Cassie Langley.