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...destroy the allegations against me
- Gary, are you all right? - I'm fine, I'm fine.
suitable for work, please.
Okay? Call me back if I shouldn't go with it.
And the issues are complex.
and the brave men and women...
It's a comedy thing where they
I just had a bellyful of Chung this morning.
here... and go have a great time somewhere else.
You take that. Okay, this way?
How long is Craig gonna be held up?
- You are going to love this. - It's a little on the loud side, guys.
We're having a very serious conversation
- This is Gracie. - Look, here, look!
They think they're kings of America.
But today I am honored to welcome the Vice President of the United States,
- Hi. - Now, Selina...
Yeah, Amy, Fracking Lady. Want me to get her in here or shut her down?
MeetMeyer.com. Everything you wanted to know about Selina Meyer
Right now, the public is interested
I do it every... Damn it.
they don't belong in the same sentence. They don't.
Or a Wone.
and... I'm a grown-up.
Yes, sir. Kent Davison on line three.
So who was that fucking me? Was that Jeremy Irons?
Aw, it's a space toilet.
Yes. Exactly. What about France?
Yeah.
It's like the rain forest, isn't it?
Because unlike your boss, his day-to-fuck-up ratio isn't one to one.
- It's Madam Vice President. - I'm sorry. Madam Vice President.
His site's been blowing up all day. Who is that guy?
the British dick who invented the Internet,
Oh, God!
- Selina. - It's Madam Vice President.
You alienate them, and you'll be dead somewhere before New Hampshire.
Now we're milking a cow.
But I've been drinking that frack water,
Selina, you need to say Smartch.
Hence, Smartch.
Recap. Tablets... cool.
No, I think they're onto something here.
It's got all these buttons that freak me out,
everyone now seems to think