Free Churro - BoJack Horseman [S05E06]

I stole it from an episode of Maude I saw when i was a kid,

Just, all the way to the end, which is, uh, now, I guess.

She used to make me sing "The Lollipop Song."

Thank you. Let's try again.

Suddenly, you realize you'll never have the good relationship you wanted,

Well, eventually this found its way to some kook in Montana,

I was always aware that this moment of grace,

And as I'm leaving, I think, "I just got a free churro

So, my father, ever the Proud Mary,

So instead, when people ask how I'm doing, I usually say, "I am doing so great."

you can see a paper coffee cup on the kitchen counter,

about a guy who's been to so many funerals,

and how even two people can experience the same moment

My mother, she knew what it's like to feel your entire life

Why don't you leave the comedy to the professionals?

You are an object that has entered my field of vision."

"I... see... you."

Questions like, "Wait, did you say he died in a duel?"

Pearls are for ladies.

So... it's good my mother is dead.

and the big finale was always a dance my mother did.

I think she was talking to me, but, honestly,

Dad turned to ask the guy if he'd actually read the book and what he thought,

but she'd furthermore, locked herself in the bedroom to weep... loudly.

I performed a comedy routine for my high school talent show.