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OH, MY, MY. WELL, WHAT A SURPRISE.
NO!
WHEN YOU INVITED YOUR FATHER AND ME FOR THE WEEKEND,
SURE. OKAY.
DUDE, YOU PROMISED YOU WOULDN'T TALK
I JUST RAN HOME EARLY THIS MORNING TO GET SOMETHING.
IT'S AWFUL FOR YOU TO FIND OUT LIKE THIS, I KNOW,
I JUST WANTED TO TALK.
HE SAW YOU. HE SAW KISS LUKE.
THEY WERE UNDER MY BED IN MY ROOM, SO I RAN,
RORY, IF YOU NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS
IT'S GROWN OUT A LITTLE.
[ BEEPS ]
* YOU NEED ME TO BE WITH YOU
EVERYTHING OKAY AT HOME?
OH, WAIT, COME BACK.
MICHEL? MICHEL?
WHAT DOES MY LEAVING HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
[ SIGHS ]
NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. DID SOMETHING HAPPEN?
THIS, RIGHT HERE,
Hello?
I WON'T ANSWER YOUR PHONE ANYMORE.
THEY LOOKED SO REAL.
I HAVE NEVER SEEN YOU BEHAVE AS IRRATIONALLY AS --
LOOK AT THIS. AH, RIGHT.
YEAH, BUT YOU DIDN'T HEAR WHAT I WANTED TO TALK ABOUT,
AND WRITE IT DOWN.
YES, I PUT IN THE MEAT THERMOMETER.
I MEAN, WHO WAS IT?
HOW COME?
[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]
APPARENTLY SO ARE YOU. I'M GOING.
YES.
I'M NOT. I'M JUST -- OKAY, MAYBE I AM.
SHE'S JUST A FRIEND!
YOU DON'T GET IT, DO YOU?
LULU CAN'T SEE ME LIKE THIS.
OKAY, WELL...
AND THEN --
HOW WAS --
I MEAN, YOU KNOW IT'S MY PHONE, LINDSAY.
THAT WAS PRETTY PERFECT, TOO.
THIS PHONE IS FOR BUSINESS. THAT'S WHY I HAVE IT!
SO...YOU WANTED TO TALK.
OKAY.
YES, MOM, SHE KNEW ABOUT THE LUNCH, BUT YOU --
HE LANDED BUTT FIRST IN TAYLOR'S ROSE BUSHES.
I MEAN, IT'S SO SMALL, AND HE'S NOT SMALL.
on your machine.
IT WAS JUST -- AND THEN WE --
SHUT UP, BRIAN.
GIVE ME A MOMENT, PLEASE.
I TOLD YOU -- THEY HUNG UP.
I KNOW.
THAT'S YOUR PREROGATIVE. [ CLEARS THROAT ]
YES, IT IS.
AM I RIGHT?