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I guess someone's been watching The World According to Garp.
- Is that something you'd want? - Yeah, Becca. It is.
But who would I celebrate with if y'all were in a car accident?
- What? - I don't have a birth certificate
You gotta give them the same chance.
punch out umpires in my little league.
and despite its dangerous message of environmentalism,
So, I worked my ass off at SUNY.
This baby thing is freaking me out.
But now that dad is here, he's gonna ruin everything.
says the baby gets all its food from the mother,
Make a wish, Mr. Jordan. Blow out the candles.
That's because I don't have a birthday.
Thanks for listening to me blab.
I was gonna wish for breakfast in bed with Robocop while an elephant paints us.
Harry and the Hendersons. You in, Jack?
While she's away, I try to avoid temptation.
Died.
I never really knew my dad.
You want me to paint you a picture?
"at least have the decency to Skype me face to face."
Now let me hear you say the 7 most important words
Someday you'll have an ad on the subway
He's coming to steal my baby.
There was once a great American named George Henderson.
I will have mine to stay, please.
- What are you doing? - My pregnant teen message board
it just gets nutrients from you.