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- I'm right here.
I just want to make sure Captain Holt would make
for the last two months?
In his absence, I will be running things around here.
- Mm, no, it's gonna be more of a Westeros free
- I did that, and I'm very proud of it.
- I'm not depressed. I'm relieved.
Bonnie Bedelia in "Die Hard?"
- Okay, stop suggesting that. We need to stay focused.
Now Terry's got to update his keychain.
- No. Under that.
- I just found out that your mom left my dad.
- Okay, fine.
See? Problem solved.
he's always crying.
Why didn't she just give it to me?
- Oh, well, congratulations, ya poor.
a big stink in the press.
the "Tootsee Roll."
Not to brag, but I saw a sea turtle.
This is actually quite pleasant.
- Oh, sir, thank you.
or MacklemoreEnthusiast?
- No.
- Now, what I want to say is-- Jake.
- Grapes. Sorry, I panicked.
- Okay, well, we could probably guess it.
Nothing will ever change.
- Yes, but why the candles and rose petals?
Choosing him is a betrayal of everything I stand for.
- Wow, Terry, put Captain Holt's computer back together?
- He overshares, he's indecisive,
'Cause someone's about to Die Harrr--oh, my God.
so I brought him to convince him not to,
is regressive and counter-productive,
It could be that my dad is too clingy or too masculine.
- Going over the commissioner and threatening the mayor, sir?
- Wait. You said your mom didn't tell you anything.
There are hot stones on our butts for no reason.
Let's get started.
- I feel the same way about Kyle D.
- Oh, my God.