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LILY: Hold on.
As it turns out, the universe is being kind of a wad
Guys, guys. Guess what Robin just did?
Okay. Okay.
"But she said..." I know what she said.
But here's what she didn't want you to know.
When's your wedding?
And this thing right here does not have a proper filter.
who was always saying stuff like...
the broken furnace, the rotted floorboards...
the raccoons, the hobo, the detached gutter,
But I will, knock on wood.
"Slow down, don't rush into things with this girl,"
For example, I remember a time
I've waited for a muse like Virginia.
Come on. We're going for a ride.
Sometimes, our best decisions are the ones that don't make any sense at all.
OLDER TED: Kids, I can't overstate how horrible it is to be the single guy
Can I... Can I show you some of the ideas I have?
He's so cool. And he picked me.
Did he say he found a hobo?
He was obviously a kid when that happened.
Ted's hot sister Heather.
I mean, I made a bid online,
So, Ted, when's your wedding?
Aunt Meredith.
TED: Hi, guys.
(SHUSHING)
I see a swing on that tree outside.
- We made good time. - Not a lot of traffic.