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OLDER TED: Kids, there was no guitar.
(ALL SCREAMING)
I see a wreath on the front door at Christmas,
who isn't having some sort of manic episode drive for a while?
Sausage party? Burgers. Right, I'll do... We'll do burgers.
Okay, she's a Mellencamp.
to pick up a sledgehammer and bash the living hell out of it?
I realized how far behind I was in my own life.
Stupidest thing any of us have ever done.
OLDER TED: Yes, my mom was lapping me.
that house
and it's the best thing that ever happened to you both.
I wanted to be your dad.
You can't just skip ahead to where you think your life should be.
Well, I will check out the upstairs.
CLINT: And you...
This was a huge mistake. It's just...
(DINGING)
You always take it one too far.
(ALL GASPING)
(BARNEY GASPS)
(CHUCKLES) Good.
CLINT: (SINGING) ... and true
First, let me tell you what happened the night of the wedding.
I didn't. I...
Don't even joke about that, man.
Oh, my God. Guys, great new game.