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Hey, there's this secretary at work that always had a crush on me.
I can't go until I find my cufflinks.
- How long did you last? - Well, that's classified.
I'm hungry. Can you throw something down?
This might be the closest I get.
It's a big night. I'm ice-skating with one...
So I broke up with Maura. It's done. I'm out.
Well, I am not paying Glenn off to get out of this relationship.
But I live here. I ran out to buy some bird seed and I forgot my key.
Zuck was weak and stupid. He shouldn’t have pushed that button!
Lethal injection, feels like pasta.
What?
Throw down your key.
...I've been trying to smooth things out, Jerry.
Should I light a fire?
If only he could have been cheating on his wife.
This is your hiding place?
Hey, what if he's married?
I used to be able to have a huge meal and go right to sleep.
You know, I'm not really a homewrecker.
But I don't wanna spoil things by sleeping with you too soon.
I got them at an auction.
I want something like that on my tombstone
Come on, this is a security issue.
You're poor and married.
I don't wanna dig him up.
- Who is this? - His wife.
Oh, my God, here he is.
Yeah. See, I knew you would lose them.
You.
Good. How did you handle that?
He's not married. He's poor.