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To sisters.
- If you're sober. - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I'm just... But yes, like, day to day.
You will sell me this van for $32,000.
- Come over here. - Sarah: Really?
It's so clean and neat and organized.
Wow. "Buzzy meat."
♪ I sent to see the doctor of philosophy ♪
I'm not kidding. She likes them real little.
[loud groan]
maggots eating my eyeballs.
Wowie, wowie.
you call me, all right?
I can't do this version.
Uh, as far away as we can fucking...
Stop it. What? No.
uh, sh-shrimp the size of your arm,
[writing]
Um, is Leslie here? I just have a thing...
Don't do that. It makes me think of Dad.
I'm very good at that, my children tell me.
♪ ♪ [singer continues]
Yes. Tell them about the cruise.
You're being a dick, Josh.
Keep it moving. Keep it moving.
that if you hold an item in your hand
These aren't real.
And it's all... it's all for free.
I got to meet this woman.
What's going on? What is all this?
the people who do it, the Life On Uppers,
Do you think a bear can work this zipper?
So stay home tonight,
It's called hatha.
Does that say something?
What's limerence?
I thought you lived next door.
Yeah. Sitting around listening to a bunch of alte kochers
♪ Try it, come on, come on, let's go ♪
- [water gushing] - [gasp]
Can I get one of these?