The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]

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The Secretary - Seinfeld [S06E09]
TV-PG Comedy

George gets a secretary, saying he will go for efficiency and smarts rather than beauty. He hires a librarian-esque woman, only to find himself falling in love with her.

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08 Dec 1994
The Secretary
D. Owen Trainor
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#1
Released 1994-12-08, Rated TV-PG
Score 26.917
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George, I think Willie the dry cleaner's been wearing my clothes. George, I think Willie the dry cleaner's been wearing my clothes. Yarn is the best way to find video clips by quote. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Easily move forward or backward to get to the perfect spot. It's available on the web and also on Android and iOS.
#2
Released 1994-12-08, Rated TV-PG
Score 22.598
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George, I think Willie the dry cleaner's been wearing my clothes.
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Released 1994-12-08, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.875
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Released 1994-12-08, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.511
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Released 1994-12-08, Rated TV-PG
Score 21.456
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No, I think it's Demi.
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Released 1994-12-08, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.727
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Released 1994-12-08, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.547
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"George, I Think Willie The Dry Cleaner's Been Wearing My Clothes.
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Released 1994-12-08, Rated TV-PG
Score 20.459
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She's giving me her telephone number. Uma, Jerry. Uma.
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Released 1994-12-08, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.671
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I need that ticket to get my mother's coat.
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Released 1994-12-08, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.490
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Why not just give him the money?
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Released 1994-12-08, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.306
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Released 1994-12-08, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.147
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- I'm giving you a raise! - Yes!
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Released 1994-12-08, Rated TV-PG
Score 19.097
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I'm good at what I do.
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Released 1994-12-08, Rated TV-PG
Score 18.744
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I told you Mendy's had the best pea soup. The best, Jerry. The best.
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Released 1994-12-08, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.950
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Released 1994-12-08, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.837
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Released 1994-12-08, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.754
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It's definitely doable.
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Released 1994-12-08, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.359
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Released 1994-12-08, Rated TV-PG
Score 16.311
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Released 1994-12-08, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.891
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Stunning. Stunning.
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Released 1994-12-08, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.752
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Well, I didn't think ahead.
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Released 1994-12-08, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.721
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Released 1994-12-08, Rated TV-PG
Score 15.579
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Released 1994-12-08, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.990
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A secretary cannot make more than her boss!
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Released 1994-12-08, Rated TV-PG
Score 14.827
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- ... than her boss. - Well, apparently they can.
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