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or if your heart stops beating."
Night, night! Good night, Dad!
And I've been working on Tina's talking points.
You thought you could stop me, but you can't.
A turkey in every toilet.
the turkey now?
Come over here. I can see from here. What the hell?
You are.
Just maybe no lipstick yet.
It's your friend!
It was Quantum Leap, and I'll never know where he leapt!
♪ A ding, a ding
It's got to mean something,
which is not as good as a three day-brine!
There will be a turkey, a stupid saltless turkey.
♪ Filled with bravery
You love that turkey more than you love us!
If she was acting alone.
Yay, all right.
♪ Sailors in your mouth, sailors in your mouth ♪
♪ Filled with bravery
Come on, Mom,
That time you changed the channel
What, Bob, what did you do?
Well, I have to go get another turkey.
Then what's the point of all this?
Unbelievable. Does everyone think I did it?
Oh, my God, I'm gonna barf. I'm gonna b...
What the cuss word?!
It's me. Open up.
from this morning, and in the spirit of the holidays,
Wait, Tina, what are you doing?
Oh, no, I d... I don't know Tony, but I-I assume it's great.
Ooh, Dad loves Tina.
forever, for as long as I live.
It wasn't me!
Okay, don't mess this one up.
Oh, stinky.
What are dental dams?
There's no time to do the Father of the Brine on a new turkey,
Ah, she adopted one last week.
and I'm going to be very critical.
♪ A-comin' around
Hi. Hi, Gayle. You look great.
It's true, I know everything,
Yo Mama So Fat She was forced to stay at the BUS GARAGE!!! "Uh.... Rogi, why is the fat bitch here??" "I don't know Tayo??"
Guys, I found the picture!
Also, I shouldn't leave matches right by my bed.
of pooping and peeing in the potty
You just got a turkey yesterday.
All right, I'm in!
Every year, I try and tell you guys
Your Cocky strut!
You bite your tongue! Think about it.
Or maybe, maybe Linda.
I'll still be your little girl. Just because I've got the hang
I'm standing at the adults' table?
Because I'm full of love, Bob.
I-I just, uh, I came for a, uh...
I've seen a rat wearing a little hat. What?
What?!