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Oh. You again. Uh... yeah.
I'll call you.
plus I'm way over the Thanksgiving budget.
and I believed Dad's theory
Thanksgiving is back on!
You know I don't go into the bathroom at night
a two-day brine,
No. No. Oh, never mind 'cause I haven't been.
No, Louise, I don't want to be put in a toilet.
I need some peace and quiet.
Yup. Perfect system.
Louise, look at you.
I knew it.
Anyone mind if I turn on the news?
I guess I'll just never trust any of you again,
Twice. Same rat, different hat.
No.
Think about it.
No. Just go to bed then.
Lin! Lin! What the fuck happened? What the fuck happened? What The Fuck?
Louise, whatever you're planning, do not do it.
♪ It's not a navy boat
Well, you aren't always the most trustworthy person, Linda.
Put your face in it No, I really don't want to
We would like to present our Thanksgiving song.
We don't have any secrets.
That's it! No one's done a song about gravy.
Which brings us to Gene
Oh, my God, he thinks the turkey's Tina.
and me, yep.
Hello, hi.
You were worried about Tina growing up
I'll be in your... ♪ Song...!
Is this a bathroom party?!
Thanksgiving's ruined.
It's special since we're having Teddy, Mort...
because I know who put the turkey in the toilet.
Hey, I told you guys not to tell anyone I told you.
I love turkeys!
Tina wouldn't do something this immature.
Is that a confession, Mom?
And rolled in cat feces.
No, actually, I'm a professional cook.
Aah! I'm okay.
Mom told me, too.