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Good.
Squirmy.
I think we'll go.
Where is he? You tell me, old man!
I hate you guys! I know that you're not my real dad,
of looking at your ugly face.
So, yeah. Anyway, that's my date. She's with me. My date for the wedding.
- Kidding. Just kidding. - Xander? Xander.
- You met Krelvin already, Dad. Last night. - Yeah. We met.
Give me a double Jack.
- Tell me you love me. - I love you.
Wait, no. "Like a little mangy stray that needs a home. "
- Sorry. Please continue with the vows. - OK.
- Want me to hold it shut for you? - OK.
- It's dead. - Yup.
What if I'm not wearing my dress when I see him? OK, no sex. Cuddling?
Rory? What you doin' there?
It's just I'm so excited and I want to share it with my best friend.
- Let's go. - What about the wedding?
It's totally rude of him - and the mother.
And a toast to the bride's dermatologically-challenged family shrub.
Well, the lip wasn't split right.
Right. Right. Krelvin.
"Take care of my heart, won't you, please?"
No way. Mine is so messed up you have no idea.
Come any closer and I'll kill her.