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If they want a skinny person,
Sure. Thank you.
Official word just coming in from CBS that David Letterman
Yeah.
No!
Jack-- Mr. Dahl, I--
Yeah, thank you. Oh, you're welcome.
Asshole!
David Susskind.
Let's go, kid, you want the big gig?
Find out, ask a question.
but it is official.
Welcome to the "Late Show."
so if you wouldn't mind, do me a favor.
Okay, interviews.
Um, well, yeah.
from 60 to 40 million.
And I had never done that before.
Go.
Daddy, you're fat, Daddy.
They want a skinnier person.
They used you to get his price down
Make me laugh at the count of three.
Go home and get some rest.
Fine.