A Jones for a Smith - American Dad! [S05E11]

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A Jones for a Smith - American Dad! [S05E11]
TV-14 AnimationComedy

Stan becomes addicted to crack, mistakenly thinking that it is cold medicine.

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31 Jan 2010
A Jones for a Smith
John Aoshima, Jansen Yee, Ron Hughart, Brent Woods
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Released 2010-01-31, Rated TV-14
Score 26.051
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Released 2010-01-31, Rated TV-14
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Released 2010-01-31, Rated TV-14
Score 15.384
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Released 2010-01-31, Rated TV-14
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Released 2010-01-31, Rated TV-14
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Released 2010-01-31, Rated TV-14
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