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The man in the background of this photo
What the...?
After all I've been through,
We're hoping vacation sex will get us back on track.
My motto is, "Don't cry because it is over,
I'd rather hump a garbage disposal
It's about enjoying each other.
Th-They're stinging me from the inside!
I like to leave mine in the toilet.
I swear to God we're going to that
That guy.
No, they used maggots to clean wounds.
Oh, the hell with it.
(whispering continues)
Oh.
(grunts)
I'm writing "Suck it!"
the sooner we can start enjoying ourselves.
(sighs)
Stan?
We didn't go through with it at all.
(sighs)
But he's the outdoor activities director.
My, my, we can't let that get infected.
Just you and me, together.
Uh, I'm gonna go make sure the people who live
Now, a lot of brothers like to represent
♪ Good morning, USA! ♪
But there's something about your accent.
I just killed that waiter, a baby and a fat guy on a Rascal.
Likes to stay put.
Looks like he met someone.
(buzzing)
Fantastic!
(chittering)
I'll run and get you some sunblock.
(both grunting)
(silenced gunshots)
You're a bad man, Larry!