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What we must do is bind banana leaves to our arms
as long as he's not a puerto rican
You've killed thousands of innocent people
(computer beeps)
Francine!
Oh, my God, the spark is back, babe!
I just need to get away from the apartment.
I just dumped some room service mayo on your back.
No! Not "Oh No He Didn't, Oh Yes He Did!"
Here's to a sexless marriage.
Smile!
Dementia's a terrible thing.
(Yells slowly, Distorted)
I guess I'll stop shaving.
Aw, but he's got such a sweet smile.
You want to put bees on my open wound?!
I'm gonna try singing.
I wanted it to be over so bad
I have a scorecard from my last round of golf--
(screams)
We just have to get more creative.
And we don't have anything to change into.
Plus, you get 400 CIA bucks.
Who's gonna set the recorder so I don't miss NCIS?
♪ I got a feeling that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
Yes. The 5GS.