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I can't. I'm going to the soup kitchen, too.
It's not like I'm expecting them to sing.
I don't want to see it!
on those days I feel bloated.
Hey, Siri, show me pictures of naked grandma butts.
Wait, wait. Why don't I like the lingerie you got me?
Yes, I do. Well, what is it?
at the very first Thanksgiving?
Now that I'm no longer with Amy,
Electric eel, pufferfish, shrimp.
So I'd eat the eel,
All your companies.
You know, this reminds me of high school.
Fine.
I am.
Wh-What are you doing here?
It's about... it's about simply being.
But we can't.
Face it,
What an honor to meet you.
Yeah, poor us. Mm-hmm.
Well... Hey. O-Okay. Let me make this up to you.
at the aquarium cafeteria. Who wants it?
I did. Um...
Oh, man. I...
an extra helping of this?
We are, and I believe the word you're looking for is... yech!
Oh, I watched a video
Nope.
and you choose which one you'd kiss, marry, or kill.
Oh. Okay.
Assuming I can bring my wife.