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Just because you have that accent
that I got you on Valentine's Day.
And I thought I ladled the gravy on thick.
without pressing any buttons?
They gave one to that baby. He wasn't even awake.
at the soup kitchen, feeding food to the homeless.
If there were a list of things that make me more comfortable,
The soup kitchen manager assigns the jobs,
The aquarium is 40 minutes away.
and the shifts are six hours.
and I wanted to offer you the aquarium tickets.
Ready for the aquarium?
I'm sorry about the journal. I want to make it up to you.
I have an extra ticket to the annual Thanksgiving lunch buffet
I know.
Well, I've never been friends with any of my exes.
so you're probably a good person.
Our last Thanksgiving as husband and wife.
Sorry?
I thought we were just friends.
Which is something I realized
Very well, then.
I'm not gonna say your password out loud.
"We're so close to the new Star Wars.
Okay. I'll fight SpongeBob,