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That's bullshit you say at a party.
Digiorno
Like, they act like they know me,
[sighs]
Are you on birth control and stuff?
No, not at the bar, at my house.
Chocolate chip, coffee,
Yeah! Yeah!
Anyway, here's the bathroom.
They're nice to me over there.
He's over.
- You ever had a condom break? - Hell, no.
[both] Mommy!
Um, you want to arm wrestle?
I can't go in there by myself.
while you go to the meeting
Martinelli's?
Awesome!
Let's, uh, grab a drink or whatever sometime.
That's what anecdotal means.
I mean, there's Saran wrap and dental dam,
- Yeah. - Okay.
Let's get the fuck out of here.
I took you to the bathroom.
I think Plan A is you don't drop a million of your sperm
You know what the move is, though?
- I know it's weird. - All right.
That's why I enjoy being the uncle, you know?
Really?
What? You have a baby?
Then you're straight chilling.
- What? - Yeah.
What a small world.
would you mind accompanying this young lady I'm babysitting
Well, but when's the last time you ejaculated?
I'm gonna try the strawberry cheesecake.
Hey, guys. Get ready.
into the bathroom?
I spent a lot of time in spas and hot tubs
Yeah, you got to step up your game, man.
No, dude, Kyle's done.
[heavy breathing]
But "Poop Shoes"... that's just good branding
My boy did a Combos spot... Combos for life.