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[horn honks]
No, you have to get vanilla.
Sad story.
No, you may not.
[both yelling]
We couldn't love him any more,
- Hi. - DiGiorno.
- 16 Handles! - 16 Handles? Frozen yogurt?
They're still airing that spot?
I can't talk right now, man.
I heard about this new place... This gelato spot.
You're that guy from the Go-Gurt commercial, right?
Wow, that's... I'm sorry. That's terrible.
How do you do it? What's your secret?
You kind of just go down On the puss?
Excuse me. Is he with you, sir?
- Got it. Cool. - Okay.
Mmm.
And now a baby's come out of that same vagina.
We made one for Dev, too.
Where are you?
Go for it.
- Yeah. - Ooh, look at the spread.
With all due respect, ma'am,
hanging out, drinking and stuff,
- Sure! - Ooh, cake.
Are you guys doing anything fun for the summer?
That's it.
You can't get pregnant from pre-come.
My dude's one, he's already got more friends than you.
I'm so tired.
It's covered my rent for years now.
It could be an amazing human experience.
What about all that stuff you said earlier?
- And I'll go get the beer. - Okay.
Come on, let's go.
I was confusing it with urban legend.
I'll see you later, dude.
- [laughs] - Good arm.
Well, that seems anecdotal.
Yeah, he is, but he can still be a real dick sometimes.
- Peace of mind. Yeah. - Great. Okay.
into someone you don't know that well.
I got to scramble to find a sitter or something.
I mean, earlier tonight.
There's an UberBLACK that's, like, 15 minutes away.
because we both like the outdoors,
[car door clicks shut]
No, I want you to come.
Little guys? Do you mean pre-come?
or... I don't know... take these guys with me.