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No, but they did find evidence that you'll believe anything.
Oh.
I heard you drunk-dialed Stephen Hawking last night?
Beep bop boop bop.
who assembled a group of wise men
What was that like?
but since my cerebral cortex is twiddling its proverbial thumbs,
my security deposit.
I'm talking about other guys.
help the man on the street?
Ah, normally I refrain from alcohol,
Yeah, it's cute. That's the problem.
No.
and may have left an unfortunate voice mail for Stephen Hawking.
Of course, I'd be the dreamy one and the smart one.
Empty room.
Incorrect. I am a string pragmatist.
and maybe just style it a little.
Sheldon, your food's getting cold.
I like cutting people with knives,
to get over a breakup is a new look.
SHELDON: Do you know what's great?!
to enjoy your PMS.
what do you think?
Can I say just one more thing?
Cheers!
I'm saying you
why not soak it in grape juice
(laughs)
What about loop quantum gravity?
(in high-pitched, fancy British voice): Oh, Duchess, look at me.
A bully chased me through the school library
Can I finish my astronaut story?
that the Kardashians aren't real celebrities?
As hard as this is, I have to move on.