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That must be it.
FEMALE VOICE: First new message.
Oh, come on, try me.
and string theory sound like a relationship,
He just thinks I'm taking him to the doctor.
and all the other jobs where you get to do that are illegal.
SHELDON: Hawkman!
Penny, have you seen my good inhaler?
Oh, no.
I snuck out the window and never saw her again.
One roll of toilet paper and 20 minutes later,
Classic!
So, business in the front,
Why would I be jealous?
Hey do you see Dick figures the movie
You got it.
I've got nothing to show for it, and I feel like a fool.
That's what I'm saying.
I was seeing, it went great.
FEMALE VOICE: Next message.
That's amazing.
So, now that you're no longer invested
My quantum gravity's positively loopy.
I couldn't sleep.
science in the back.
comes out of you.
If I wanted to take up a fad, I'd get a tramp stamp.