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All right, let's give this sucker a test-drive.
It's "Perd," first of all, and no.
Please.
It doesn't matter. He's important, and he's old.
Um, you're going to attack me.
because if there's one thing I believe,
for my sixth birthday.
the world from a different perspective.
Ned Jones is here.
but I don't like watching you wasting your brain.
All right, here we go.
Bobby Newport thinks that the stairs
Anyway, enjoy your dinner, guys.
This is federal government caliber.
And they were delicious.
And our flash poll seems to agree.
April's a pain in the ass, but she's clearly the answer.
That'll teach you to pay attention.
Okay...
Because you know what people don't care about?
No, actually, it is kind of terrible
If she wins, she'll be dividing her time
He's the president of Pawnee Seniors United.
between Parks and City Council.
Senior citizens are basically the only people who vote
and two I'd like to be lifelong friends with.
I'd like to complete this project
Why is this terrifying information making you smile?
where wasting a full day of work is a bad thing.
Good God. What the hell are you doing?
Okay, everyone.
Give him a hand.
And we'll do it at JJ's Diner.
Oh, God. I'm so sorry.
"something like...
And that woman that he is with