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Yeah, I can see it.
Well, come on.
This pimp spit in my mouth
She actually makes me miss that pill-popping ex-wife of his.
You remember her, Michael. She's lovely, well-behaved and single.
Yes, you do. And a... And a big, round belly.
wwwwww ww
We are not gonna have this conversation again.
Though maybe just a little less "pimp spit."
- It's hard to stop. - Mm.
- It's just football? - You were all worried for nothing.
Oh.
...because this pimp spit in my mouth and...
That's not you! Life is good again!
Joe, emus are birds. You raise them for meat.
...but, um, no one had spoken in 17 minutes.
You've got big, beautiful eyes.
Also, um, I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.
- Oh! - It was like, um:
Yeah. Right!
Wow, the boyfriend's parents. Big step.