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Well, at least it doesn't feel pain.
and they will replace you.
I've sure earned this!
The designated hitter corrupts the purity
Dad, they can only go three miles an hour!
Uh, just don't ask me to drive you to the airport.
But instead of getting powerful,
The world's smallest violin.
Hey, Homer, you know what I'm playing for ya?
No, stop! I'll give you the combination
No! I'm already using it to put my keys in.
it almost seems stupid.
with one door.
Our primary directive...
♪ Wave the flags that the robots made ♪
You do not want to be around for that.
Robots... trying to kill me.
the super-intelligent kangaroos we've been breeding!
Homer, show a little more sensitivity
This is the last time I pay the price
It's less than 24 hours till my drug test!
Oh, your father must be sleeping on his side again.
What the...?
The designated hitter corrupts the purity of an otherwise elegant game. Illogical. Illogical.
You know what I think, Moe? I think you ain't got the guts!
Hey.
all players get a turn "at bat."
The saddest part is: