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- Excellent. - There is one thing, though,
fuck
That's how I found you.
Oh, drat! And me with all my soiled underthings.
That. That's what.
- Uh... Snow shovels? No. - Haven't seen any. No.
STORMTROOPER. Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! Sorry!
All right, when I give the signal, we get him!
Salute to Singers from the'90s.
Okay. Han runs an online employment website on the side.
You know, just guy stuff. You know, just a bro, you know?
Holy crap. Stay back.
All right. Stand by to jump to lightspeed.
♪ Some like it hot, and some sweat when the heat is on. ♪
Oh, come on.
Master Yoda, no!
Hey, look! Jabba's cat escaped!
Listen, you guys, this is all a crazy misunderstanding.
It's on, like, channel 100 or something.
♪ and with a voice that sounded older ♪
But if Vader's my father,
Do not underestimate the powers of the Emperor.
Oh, darn.
and young Skywalker will be one of us.
Yeah! Out the butt-hole!
No, no, Kurt was just a guy I was hanging around with for a while.
- You gotta speak up. - I'm going to the Dagobah system!
Is this your card?
Does that casual-looking shuttle have a code clearance?
That's Blink-182.
Right? Big lips on a stick knows what I'm talking about.
Obi-Wan! Why didn't you tell me Vader was my father?
The mighty Jabba has decreed that you are to be thrown into the Sarlacc pit.
Wait a minute, who's that? I know that laugh.
and then begin setting up the Ewok reassignment camps.
(SCREAMS)
...most of my days...
- Want a piece of cracker? - I will do anything you say!
I sure hope he doesn't blame the help!
♪ I know my way around a rope... ♪
Well, just make sure you are. That ship's gotten me laid a bunch of times.
You rebel scum
Hey, wait, you got something there.
to land like a dainty butterfly.
- No more of this Kurt shit. - Yeah.