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"Paging Mr. Herman, Mr. Pee-wee Herman."
Hey, bitches! I just killed, like, fifty stormtroopers.
Still alive!
Well, we're all entitled to our own opinion.
Look out! Here comes a squadron of PIE fighters!
Still, all those small paychecks must add up.
and see how long it takes them to figure out that it's you and not him.
I'm so delighted that Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen took the time
I will not fight you, Father.
But I got you a new baseball.
Just 'cause.
Other websites jerk you around and don't finish what they start.
Well, all right. I guess that's no problem.
Look, put that down. I'm not going to hurt you.
- Huh? - He fell. Fell in the pit.
When you don't want to give away your homies hood name away
Hey, I just wanted to let you...
I'm here to bargain for Han Solo and the rest of my friends.
Oh, yeah? You and what lightning hands?
Okay, so I'm going to the Dagobah system...
All right, so what do you say? You want to go see the Emperor?
Talented? He ripped off The Simpsons.
You've reached Han Solo. Please leave a message after the blorp.
Limbaugh Rule Number One,
I found this.
Fuck you! You murdered me, you ass.
Lando Calrissian is 42,
This armor's useless! Why do we even wear it?
The end.
Well, I guess the good news is
Yeah! I'm a bad guy!
Yeah, he watched TV in the '80s. We get it.
I'll be sprayed all over the desert in a week.
Luke, take this gun. You shoot me, I'll shoot you.
You... Shut up, mister! Gosh almighty!
- What's going on? - We just got to the Sarlacc pit.
Of course, I guess it did respectable foreign numbers.
Just some guy to, like, play ball with,
Oh, it's not... Just a dude, you know?
Wait a minute! What are you doing? I thought you were blind!
when your friends arrive.
and I think they're going to invade or something.
- Luke. - Uh-huh.
Luke, there you are! Where's Leia? Have you seen her?
Speaking of which, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Darth Twitty.
No, but I can do the theme to Entertainment Tonight.
Long day.
♪ But now it's nineteen- ninetay... ♪
Yeah. He loves this place.
Well, that's good, right? We want him hurt.
- That whole thing just fell. - How?
- Luke. - Yeah?
Where's my bike?
- Skywalker's on that ship. - You can sense him?
♪ he said "Mom, I got something on my mind." ♪
Well I just wanted to let you know there's a rebel fleet massing at Sullust,
I say when we're done with this, we go over there and fry him up in a skillet.
Destroy the planet Alderaan.
Just so you know, the compartment I keep your lightsaber in is my rectum.
taking a look around. What's up?