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that your friends are walking into a trap.
I sense the good in you.
- Welcome, young Skywalker. - Thank you.
- Oh, my God! - Yeah, and I got some more bad news.
I thought I told you to wait on the command ship.
- Who, the Falcon? - No, Elizabeth Hurley. I just...
You failed, Your Highness.
Oh, my God! Are you okay?
I suck.
And also, we're missing a bunch of snow shovels from the storeroom.
If you ever do that to me again, l swear to God...
Alec Baldwin?
Quieres hacer mierda en mi culo y prender
Just kidding. We'll get there later.
"Hey, let's go see that new Austin Powers, Seth Green's in it"?
Oh... Okay, we're gonna move on now.
Yeah, I'll get right on that.
- Oh, boy. What's that? - I was just ironing my robe,
Hey, take your helmet off. I'll do "got your nose."
His Excellency hopes that you will die honorably.
No sweat. I'm bringing a box of All-Bran.
Okay, now you're in a laundromat, and there's only one available machine,
All right, let's everybody just calm the fuck down.
- That thing is really cool! - Damn right it is!
- That thing's operational! - What's that mean?
and I'm sorry about this, but your room's not ready till 4:00.
I think...
Luke!
yet they clearly understand the finer points of cosmetology?
Seems like everybody would turn out a loser in that situation.
If anyone asks, I shot him. Got that? You were crying in the corner.
Come to think of it, you can shave your yub nub for me, too!
Quieres hacer mierda en mi culo y prenteder que comi vasura
Luke, are you okay?
I'm Han Solo, and I have jobs for everyone.
Master Yoda, I've come back to complete the training.
So, they use spears with wooden shafts and stone-carved tips,
I think The Cleveland Show is gonna do those.
Do not let me leave here without maple syrup.
- There is. - Well, if I were you, I'd repair that hole
Shut up! And after he's dead, cut off his face and wear it as your face.
I'll see you at 7:00.
Everybody, they're not going for it. This is failing.
that's worse than anything you could ever imagine.
Come on. Take that lightsaber and try to strike me down,
Chewie and I'll take care of those guys, you stay here.
- How am I supposed to do that? - I don't know, fly casual!
Today's installment, "Why they all needed to turn every vowel into the letter'A.'"
Oh, God!