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We do this shit all the fucking time.
Right.
-All day long. -Oh, you're missing out.
[trash can opens and closes]
[hesitates] Uh, how would that work?
Yeah, yeah. We know it's a lot to process, you know, so…
-It's not going… I'm fine. -I don't believe you. We're good.
Ooh!
♪ I do not count the time ♪
Spend 80 bucks a month
♪ Hey ♪
[laughs]
I didn't mean to bring our bullshit into your home.
Okay. Okay. Okay.
and then you would… You would make your contribution. Your…
Really? What shit you got goin' on?
-How you doin'? -Good to see you.
♪ All the birds are leaving ♪
I mean, speak for yourself. I got shit going on.
You're silly.
Does he come over and release a load in one of our tea cups?
Yeah. Yeah, it might.
Anyway, she gets arrested for… I don't know what she gets arrested for.
-Oh! -[both chuckle]
Now your voice is goin' up eight octaves.
[song continues playing]
I just feel like you seem so distant.
Why're you gettin' dressed up and elegant to go to bed?
Is that right? Anything whiter is like Lord of the Rings.
um, and we were thinking that…
[sighs]
You know what came on TV the other day? The Sickening.
'Cause we're gonna have a baby.
And apparently, the policemen were like, um, "You gotta keep a straight face."
So I'm just saying, for that eventuality, let's start preparing now.
Yeah, maybe it's real,
What's up?
Sure you don't wanna sleep on it, or…
-Has it been a year? -Mmm-hmm. It's been about ten months.
Shit. I don't wanna get up that early to talk about books, man.
-I was scared. -You ain't gotta be scared.
["Everybody Everybody" by Black Box playing]
[imperceptible]
"You wanna come over for dinner and then shoot the club up for dessert."
Yeah. Yeah, I'm into it. I wanna do it.
♪ Won't be long for I'm leaving, oh, my love ♪
-And every time I say something good… -[sighs]