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- We can't be a part of this any more. - This is the best job I ever had!
That wasn’t very funny. Well he’s only half Jewish. You’re fired.
...and...
Peter what the heck are you doing.
My God. It all makes sense now.
Nothing they learn in school they can't learn on the street.
Pull.
Smoke.
Besides, there's no need to kill 'em. Most of them are already dead inside.
Hey, Chris, Meg! We're going to Fenway!
Yes. Apparently, causing cancer is this year's "hot button".
Ah.
Thanks for that zinger. Give me a snappy line to go out on.
- Peter? - Oh... Hi, Mr Weed.
and showed me lewd pictures.
God knows it was years overdue.
Good boy, Connor.
Harvard lawyers, lobbyists, wisecracking leprechauns.
Patty Croft. Oh, and she has gotten fat!
- Sure. - What did you learn?
- Piss off! - What?
THAT'S, MR. GRIFFIN.
You may have killed her when you shoved all those dollar bills down her throat.
Those bastards turned a whole generation of Americans into smokers
Luka has gotten faaaaaaat
But El Dorado Cigarettes coated the inside of the house with a microfilm of Teflon,
all the tellers go 'Whoopee!"'