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According to recent polls, air is good.
What about that graph on the wall that says
But I'll tell you what didn't kill her... Smoking.
So Aunt Bee has a place to let her pies cool.
You mean the way you've morally bankrupted America?
He's the spokesman for his entire industry.
Excuse me. Do you have a dollar? I'm a little short.
- That was just a loud yelping noise. - Jeez, Lois. I thought you'd be proud of me.
And so on behalf of the El Dorado Cigarette Company,
That turned out to be gas.
That wasn't funny. I thought you were Jewish.
- He's only half-Jewish. - You're fired.
- What's the matter? - I just had the strangest dream.
I'll trade you this baseball for your souvenir bat.
- OK. - Great.
I'll have that fixed for you, sir.
This company has been taken over by a conglomerate.
Oh.
You're an evil child.
Are ya christian yet?
Hehe Tastes like happy!
- Dad, what's the blowhole for? - I'll tell you what it's not for, son.
I'm kidding. Get in the car. We're going to a skin bar.
I'm tired of Mr Weed treating me like a common doormat.
How do you respond to that?
I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second
Are you snacking yet?!
Yeah? That "badass" just gave half his pay cheque to orphans.
He doesn't mean it. It's the lack of nicotine.
The new owners gave everyone raises.
Baba Booie Baba Booie USA USA USA USA!!!
Can't we eat? I'm so hungry, I could ride a horse.
Mr Harrison? I see those government guys you were telling me about.