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[Buzzing Vibration]
- Unlock the door, Louise. - We know you have the key.
Linda, I’m Gonna Jump Off The Big Ben Don't you ignore Bleach chugging & tide pod munching
[Groaning]
[Low-pitched] I am also a murderer!
- Can I hear you say “yeah”? - Yeah!
- ♪ Weekend at Mort’s ♪ -[Doorbell Rings]
♪ You gotta have a cannoli ♪
- Are you okay, Bob? - I faced death, Mort. I know things now.
After a half an hour, you burned your phone. After another half hour, you finally let us sing to your sister. Why did you burn your phone? Because I couldn’t find Tina’s playlist! All it is is tunes for the summer, and songs from orchestra and from Tina’s jazz band concerts.
Tina, you're a zombiephile. You should know this!
Oh, guys! I, uh, I forgot who sang “Funkytown.
♪ We're gonna have a weekend at Mort's J ♪
Lin, cut the cake please. Gene, why did you take 15 minutes to turn on a song while we were gonna do your sister’s birthday. Cause she likes that song from A Chorus Line.
- No, we’re not. - Yes, we are.
- Ah, disgusting! - I can see your downstairs dreadlocks.
[All Scream] Webby and Timon (2013)
[Both Laughing]
Ow, my ear.
[Nervous Chuckle] Yes! The whole Weekend.
Kids, I just got a call from Cindy Williams, and she said you guys are invited to go to a sleepover with her and Penny Marshall to watch Red White & Boom, and do cool stuff like that. Wonder if any good music will play during the fireworks.
You mean, do I have a medicine cabinet full of corpse moisturizers?
I’m gonna drink some Baileys and unwind
No, I mean, I appreciate the offer, but I-
- Good God. - Mm-hmm.
♪ We're gonna have a weekend at Mort's ♪
You never poop. We're doomed!
Ha Ha Ha, clean up my liquid shit? Oh, I'll just clean up my liquid shit.
"Cyril is my Yankee Doodle boy. Happy birthday Cyril!", Lana posts on her Instagram. We should go to Cyril's party and listen to Cheryl sing "Yankee Doodle Dandy" and play her ukulele. I would love to hear Cheryl play her ukulele.
[Nervous Chuckles]
Not technically.
Not because of p0rn. This computer?
Bus From Speeeeddddd
- I'm Samantha. - Well, it's quite a pleasure to meet you, Samantha.
Somebody close my bed.
- Mmm. You're a good boy. - [Grunts]
Bob, Linda.
- So come on. Stay with me. - Aw.