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Don't disturb me! Tina's vagina is bleeding!
[Grunts] I'll get it.
Yay! Double date! All right!
- Groove with me to- - Uh-uh.
- Now what? - Now we turn it on.
I can't wait for Pam to see the Spirit of Aloha dinner. We're not gonna yell surprise yet Gene.
MeetSpace! Get into it.
Mm-hmm.
-[All Scream] -[Mort] Wrong door.
[Indistinct]
*Sigh* ARE YOU SAD?! NO! Not on my watch! No sadness in my house
What's your boob telling you, Tina?
it's a haunted honeymoon
What in the world are you doing? I can’t believe you! Lou! Gene, you jerk! You just burned the bed!
[Creaking]
it's not a booger.
Gene and Louise, both of you go to your rooms for 9-11 minutes because you had an idea to disturb me, and blamed it on Tina for it. Do we have to?
I was the lonely little salsa-ita. All by myself.
Like a lamb to the slaughter.
- Mmm. - Oh.
You drunk enough to be any fun yet?
[Gasps] Oh, I think that's her!
Great. There goes our weekend revenue.
Condom dinner!
[Louise] Hit it! Smash it! I don't want to die!
Wash your hairpiece, Mort. You're going on a date!
Ooh! Jamaican honeymoon.
Gene, go to your room. Don’t make me count to three. He’s too old for that stuff Dad.
I can feel it! Love!
Oh, I feel like I could pass out.
2 x 17 x 157 =5338
Bob, we are going out tonight.
making love, huh?
It's not a good sign.
Hey, you got to get out of the apartment While the mold guys work, right?
Yeah! Reality, Mort.
“Get in there!” Will do, buddy.
"And now... it's time... for Maureen... to sneeze?" Rizzo and the other Pink Ladies learned about germs with Maureen, and when they cued her to do her song of the day, she says, "to sneeze!" That part when Jan looks at her wide-eye, waiting for her to say, "To sing" was cute but I like her face after she says, "to sneeze"!
Hey, hey! I'm not done. I'm not done.
Hello?
[Chorus] ♪ Bus from Speed ♪
[Shouting] Mold! Dangerous killer mold!
- Thank you. - It's not our honeymoon.
Louise, go to your room because you killed Stephanie and James Woods. I wasn’t the one who killed them. Gene did.
A Far Side calendar.