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I'm the luckiest motherfucker you know.
- Yo, where the package at, man? - Package up my ass, gump.
gives Jane one week's worth of allowance..."
Deacon, how'd you get by my people?
I can't see shit in here.
Choice comes down to this: We take the state money,
Yeah.
Fuck you think you going?
Take the money. We need it.
No no no! What you do? What you do?
Let me see that footwork.
Man don't want you touching on him.
Who the fuck is that?
Either way, I'll probably rip you, and half the council will too.
That little motherfucker took that shit for himself.
you probably want us to do it now, before the new year,
You feel me? So they don't see me coming.
Oh-hoo! What up, shorty?
This the drop:
- Yo, we ain't using these no more. - Us neither.
Every other house has screws that H.C.D. uses.
Nah, ain't nobody want to see that stink box.
I was hoping you'd say that name.
See you when I see you.
You going to school this morning?
City Hall says it's okay, they keep our program.
How's that beach house coming, huh?
Thoughtful, Deputy, very thoughtful.
Do you see a tool belt on me?
I understand what you're saying.
Try, uh, Minter's over there by the tracks,
send an anonymous fax. But you see, Lester here don't fancy boats.
He might try to launder money.
running in the D.C. suburbs,
It's almost done. I just need a load of lumber--
And the police, they ain't gonna pay no never mind.
- Has to do with kids. - Positive, huh?
No, I'm very impressed.
Nah, security guard.
- Quiet overnight. - Cool.
has gone longer than anticipated.
I keep it quick.
Man, I said you's a gump,
Get up!