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You said no, but it didn't matter.
- through their nipples. - Crows have nipples?
- Yes. - To hell with it.
I cured her fear of the unknown.
Of course, sometimes the gift you give isn't as perfect as you thought.
Remember what I said?
I hope the present you got me is a good one,
I'm sorry, I don't speak the Spanish-ita.
with a filling made out of tiny brownies.
Women are like crows. They like shiny things,
Turk, don't forget to get your shift covered tonight.
We need to come up with something quick though,
and decided I was a horrible mother, and you told me
We could totally diss each other if it's the one.
What am I going to tell Emery? Did you hear the song we wrote?
- I'm a little nervous. - I can tell. You're a little bit off-key.
but if you let her sip from a juice box
"I'll take that food right out of your hands" diet on him?
Whatever you're making for dinner tonight, honey, is fine with me.
Whoa. Wow, you're bringing the crazy extra hard today, huh?
I'm working on her irrational fear of losing loved ones.
God, Perry, how many times do I have to say it?
Game on!