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[ Door closes ] Summer, approval
I-I-I wanted to say, "N-No problem, you're welcome,"
We're gonna sell her to some Arab overseas.
'Morning.
Planetina, stop it!
all things green and natural or my name isn't Diesel Weasel.
Eddie: ♪ Start leaving a message ♪
Okay, Mrs. Smith.
Uh, well, I had a plant-based doughnut yesterday.
used batteries at proper disposal centers
♪ Fallen from the sky with grace ♪
Best set of elbow-titties on Morglutz.
[ Phone chimes ] There's a huge forest fire
What did you do? B-Bring her back!
Holy sh**.
Well, now that I'm not distracted by book signings
I-I was getting kind of a -- I mean I-I got kind of
and I mean really bad -- they combine the powers
No, I mean the four kids that bring me into existence
[ Lock clicks ] Okay, there, it's open.
If you want to and don't have to.
Obviously, Daphne wants to --
Ugh! [ Loud moaning, bed creaking ]
If we time it right,
Never stoppin'.
He ain't gonna give me any trouble.
Your turn.
to avert an apocalypse in a tantrum of cynicism
b-b-laaaah!
Morglutzian? She's -- She's not Morglutzian.
This gay sex with my Dad is terrific!
Aah!
Blib...
Morty! Morty, come back! [ Air whooshing ]
Ugh! What is taking Eddie so long?
Aaaaaah!
Last time I checked, this wasn't Russia.
And I'm the boss!
by combining the power of their elemental rings
Water! Dirt! Airs!
we can [bleep] together as the sun explodes.
love is fleeting, at best.
Glove box.
[ Voicemail beeps ]
Hey, buddy, you want an autograph?
Hey mom, can I go to Chick-fil-A Yes, go to Chick-fil-A
Scratch that! Here's Planetina, Savioress of Earth!
when your parents force you to take your schizophrenia meds and your girlfriend disappears
Oh, her loss.
Planetina will be back in a moment.
a-a-and it came out "your problem."