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Now, kids, when I'm faced with a tough decision
I got the job at the NRDC!
Yeah, listen, isn't, isn't there some other way
but in my business, that's kind of a killer name.
- Mm. - Wait.
I am; it's just
I don't know.
Jeff Coatsworth.
Whee! Yeah!
and I figure I'm not gonna take this job anyway,
Oh, my God, he's trying to seduce me.
Affirmative.
Yeah, I guess, I guess it is.
gonna be tempted by big numbers and fancy perks.
Well, how do you afford all of these expensive clothes?
wasn't what I expected.
starting salary.
Open wide.
Let me buy you dinner
You'll notice I'm in the credits.
Or so Marshall thought.
I feel really weird about doing this over the phone.
You told them to go pick on someone their own size.
Okay, this is getting creepy.
I would honor you somehow.
Have we met?
And I found a porno starring Ted Mosby!
You can help him make this decision.
Yeah, because somebody fought to preserve it.
Um, did you get my message? I just,
- Well... - I took the job.
See.
I like to get out the old yellow pad make a list of pros and cons.