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not so much lately,
Oh. You don't have plan on aving kids.
Maybe you should use this to write down people's orders.
I didn't.
Starney Binson. Barney Stinson.
Okay, two beers,
have some financial security
Ted, Ted, Ted, guy in the hat! Three stripes!
How did you get yourself into this situation?
Oh, hey, look, check it out.
New York public schools make a lot of parents nervous,
Jeff, this is all very impressive,
We have met.
It's kind of weird hugging with porn on.
Hi, Ted Mosby.
So you took my name and starred in WelcomeTo The Sex Truck?
The place I'm taking you has Kobe lobster.
take the low-paying job at the NRDC,
Does Marshall know?
And for God's sakes, Lily, you text him while he's on the can.
What?
I just got off the phone with the NR...
You mean like a sex architect?
What?
You go first.
"This project was so demanding,
Hey, by the way, turn around and wave to Patrick Swayze.
Yeah, it really is.
I spent bent over a table."
live off your family money.
[Reporters Clamoring]
I mean, I know they're gonna ride me pretty hard
It's Leonard Ross from AVW.
"Oh, oh, Bar-r-r-ne-e-ey!"
Hmm. But his themes--
I'm innocent.
Hey! All right.
as old as the city itself: the Walk of Shame,