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I'm so sorry.
NRDC.
I'm not doing that interview. Those people are evil.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Ted Mosby, porn star.
- Hey. - Hey.
about whatever idiotic thing she cares about.
Well, the good news is, that'll never happen.
You know, I'm actually looking for a new project
Ted Mosby, Sex Architect.
- Congrats, buddy! - Thanks.
Right?
Mr. Mosby, it is an honor to meet you, sir.
Money is good, money is happiness.
but you might as well get a great meal out of the deal.
Oh, let's go celebrate!
And the best part is I'm not even going to be representing
I guess I thought you'd be psyched.
I'm going to, uh, try to remain cool.
I'm going to save the planet Earth.
But you know Patrick Swayze?!
Of course, he wasn't.
No family money.
I swore that teaching would be a way to support my painting career,
It is.
But you guys are the couple who tell each other everything.
Wow.
Hi.
I love it.
Mine's pretty huge.
He's not going to call you.
"I can't tell you how many nights
It's hard to tell.
It's my problem; I'll figure it out.
Oh, no.
- I have big news. - Oh, my God!
Who is this guy?
some sort of evil corporation.
including that guy who works in human resources at my firm.
We are not going shoping.
Tuckahoe Funland.
Ted, if you say make a list of pros and cons,
Kind of sounds like a pro and con list to me.
Me, too, buddy.
and a bunch of seventh graders
She doesn't understand me at all.