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Well, let's make Tom economy czar.
because I had that thing last semester where I was tired all the time...
Great idea, Bill. Could you...
Now, Morehouse University
The three Ss... strength, stability and bullshit.
My bowling coach used to say a tie was like kissing your sister.
Please, Catherine, stop with the whining, all right?
Gary, this is taking longer than it did
That's the last thing you want to be doing.
- Just putting heat on it. - Well, hot heat.
catastrophic mudslides in Idaho.
Oh, Ben, were we able to get Dr. Weisglass here today?
Go get Sue. We need her now.
because if the President of the United States
Could you take care of this, Jonah?
Three.
He's completely off book.
disgraced presidential aide Bill Ericsson goes into federal custody.
I really do.
so you're basically as useless to me as a 40-year-old woman.
She clerked for Justice Tenny.
It's the fucking pimple.
and even perhaps Norway.
Yeah, good. We'll talk later. Bye.
- Oh, sorry. - What?
can't tell the difference between Treasury Secretary
We need less of those and more votes for you, ma'am.
You always do.
Ma'am, I have the final House results.
like our Hispanic voter turnout.
- Lafontaine won? - Mm-hmm.
- Uh... - The Dow has dropped 986...
There Are No More Rooms At This Hotel
Actually, it goes with the seat, so it should probably stay.
- Purcell's told everyone in town. - That fucker!
- Listen, you got to write something up. - I'm on it.
Cancel it and see if you can get your money back.
breached an NSA firewall earlier this morning.
homophobic homosexual or a racist billionaire.
like a haff-caff and a full-caff, macchiato.
Yeah, and this thing up my ass has got to get removed, too.
to serve as economy czar