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So sorry I'm late. I got stuck at work.
Are you gonna order a drink
Tastes so good
What, why?
Um, Barney?
OLDER TED: Kids, you remember the wrong classroom story.
Hell, yeah, I'm gay. Gay for you.
Suits and insecure women. I hate them.
it's not so easy to let things go.
So long, elegant yet welcoming home in Westchester
I do. You're sweet, you're funny.
I'm sorry, Barney. I couldn't make it work.
- Tell me about him. - Huh.
A girl with daddy issues
Well, at least now you can finally drop this quest
That delivery guy in a jacket and tie
Like
Girls will go and girls will come But there's only one absolute
(WHIMPERING)
You shouldn't be alone tonight.
You play bass? Seriously, ask my friends.
I swear, every week I get asked by some frat guy to a kegger,
This is unbelievable.
I am so sorry I misjudged you.
about students and professors dating is really strict.
I mean, that is hot.
(KNOCK AT DOOR)
Her.
Make a grown man cry Sweet cherry pie
- I won't be hurt. - Can't do it.
But it also says, "Don't teach drunk," and I do that all the time.
Look, I got to tell you,
Until tonight.
You know what, Boomer? You can keep that.
I have never, ever scored a hot bartender.
She's a whore.