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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Just hate them.
Get to the point!
- You're not allowed back here. - Oh, no. Uh, I... Carl, look.
(VOICES WHISPERING)
Suit
Well, last night was great, today not so much.
First thing tomorrow, I'm getting rid of these suits.
Oh.
So young.
Do it.
(CHUCKLES)
(MARSHALL AND LILY GASP)
Oh, wait. No, no, that's not the bathroom!
It's circumstantial hotness.
I mean, that... I mean, she is mine.
- Well... - Oh, my God!
OLDER TED: Of course, they were right. I had to let it go.
except she wasn't kidding about her roommate complex.
And in return you'd never grow old?
Eh.
Do you know how long I have been waiting to land a...
And, kids, that's the first time I ever saw your mother's little yellow bus.
(SCOFFS) I know, and if that woman were anywhere near as hot
Huh!
She's a PhD candidate. She reads philosophy for fun.
But I did get a little bit closer to meeting the woman of my dreams.
(CIND Y SCOFFS)
OLDER TED: Kids, you never know when you're about to meet