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She's really not that hot.
OLDER TED: No, not that dude.
Classy, elegant.
Out of the way! Stay with me. It's not your time.
and I say, " I'm a PhD candidate
the most hauntingly beautiful thing I've ever heard.
OLDER TED: But not as awesome as your mother.
That...
That '80s dude with muttonchops That baby with a lollipop
That girl was smoking hot
Oh, my God! You do.
I never said that.
Hey, hey, look at me.
You're going out with a bang.
Come on, we're going to go get trashed on the roof.
I mean, for her,
- Ted, I have a confession. - Hmm.
Please don't cry on this.
Then after a few minutes, on the bottom. Why should I do all the work?
I could lose my scholarship.
My roommate's just about to get out of the shower.
on offshore dividend tax implications.
or are you just gonna stand there looking stupid?
I'm sorry, suits, let's make amends My Sunday best are my best friends
Yeah, and think about it. If the rules are that strict,
the very first description of the woman I'd one day marry.
Barney, I'm so sorry about your friend.
Her skin glows. Her legs go for miles.
And I don't want to miss out on knowing you.
See? Marshall doesn't think she's hot either.