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And boy, did he have a way with the ladies.
- Eh. - Ha!
she does these bizarre paintings of robots playing sports.
(CROWD CLAMORING)
It's a truth you can't refute
You just picked out the only three things in here that are my roommate's.
Oh, that's all, Barney? Come on, you're never not in a suit.
I want to give them a squeeze
Nothing suits him
And speaking of things that are less awesome,
(MAN SINGING) She's my cherry pie
Yes, we're to the rhyming section now.
Yeah. And she has this crazy habit of making breakfast food sing show tunes.
I mean, just from looking around your room,
I will stop wearing...
That, and a woman who has no respect for herself.
Yeah, that is weird.
Sorry, not for you, happy I'm not you.
You just look up and there they are.
- She's in a band. - Damn, that's cool.
ENGLISH - US - SDH
My last three boyfriends were Wall Street guys. Bastards.