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That bartender is the hottest woman in this bar.
And that ass? I would wear that thing for a hat.
I always say, " My ideal woman
Hey, Barney, we're going to order some food.
I don't know why. You're awesome.
Is that equal parts vodka and get-the-hell-out-of-my-face?
Oh, you should. It's a good read.
We cremated the remains.
Yes, I could've nailed her But no, it's not a failure
Haven't checked it out yet.
Wait for it.
it was Barney's personal tailor, TV's Tim Gunn.
Or a single three-piece suit?
the same way she hypnotized all these geniuses.
and I'm just giving up?
- You got to go. - I just... No, Carl. I was...
I don't know why I just did that.
Suit Up! Suit Up!
a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker...
Barney, she's just going to pretend to like you
No.
someone really important.
Two, three, four
Almost exclusively.
Your mother's robot volleyball watercolor is hanging up in the den as we speak.
I'm the one guy in this entire bar she seems to despise?